Suburbanite that you are, you would think these beautiful trays of organically grown fruit displayed at the entrance to the store, next to the Arabica from Chichen Itza and the scones with Cornish clotted cream are lying there to welcome you at Whole Foods, or at Harry and David’s local.

But no, to the left are the Pierre Cardin suits and to the right is the Allegra.

And then you realize, this is new New York City, and you’re just in your local Duane Reade.